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Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
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Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha
Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
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Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)
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Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...
Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?
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B4 u speak.
(listen)
B4 u pray..
(forgive)
B4 u quit..
(try)
B4 U hate..
(love)
B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
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Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->
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English Theory
"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"
Pakistani Theory
"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
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Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U
"BoRinG"...!!!
So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
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Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
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Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
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Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
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1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?
?
Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:
Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
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Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...
Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy
Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy
Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy
Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy
Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy
Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->
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Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
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mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
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